Monthly Archives: January 2011

Blizzard??? Yes, please.

We’re supposed to get 5-8 inches of snow in the good ole CF tomorrow/Wednesday. And I couldn’t be more happy about it. Everyone’s complaining, but they should stop, because this is Iowa. Migrate South for the Winter. Let me have my fun. Chicago is supposed to get like 20 inches–could I PLEASE go there and [...]

I think I’m paranoid…

Other than being a Garbage song, the title of this post pretty much sums me up. I am a very paranoid person. For those of you who didn’t know and understand my on-the-verge-of-insanity paranoia problem, I will provide a scenario: As I was walking home from work about five minutes ago (don’t get excited; my [...]

You just met the REAL Wizard of Oz

The 200th episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter was on this evening–yes, Dog DID actually speak the words that are in today’s title. It was glorious, of course. As Hillary reads every single one of my blogs religiously, I’m gonna give her a big shout-out–you’re the only person I know who understands the texts I [...]