“Every time I eat at Rivoli’s, I wanna die. As my stomach feels like it’s gonna explode, I don’t stop eating. It makes me realize what a gluttonous piece of s*** I am.” –Vinny, latest episode of Jersey Shore. Or me, every time I eat…well, anywhere, really. Going along with Jersey Shore, I am So. [...]
I despise Valentine’s Day. Possibly…no wait, definitely, more than I despise Halloween. No, Negative Nancy, it is not because I’m single and depressed. On the contrary, I enjoy not having to deal with someone every single day, and wonder what they’re thinking, and deciding Every. Single. Detail. while involving the Significant Other and UGH, I [...]
I like winter. I really do. But I do not enjoy -30 degrees. I enjoy POSITIVE 30 degrees, where it snows, and I don’t have to wear 4 layers, and my car starts. I know that blaming those damned Asian Nissan companies is an unreasonable reaction, but I have given up on mine. Yes, it’s [...]
Apparently the Packers beat the Steelers last night. The only reason I care about the Superbowl is because that means football season is OVER. I do like the commercials, but most of them were posted before the actual game…and Fergie singing “Sweet Child O’ Mine”??? Slash is a GOD…get off the stage, Fergie. Half time [...]
I’ve been watching a few too many scary movies recently…and have decided that I would NOT do well in terrifying life-or-death situations. Before I get to that, the movie The Last Exorcism? Not great. It’s like The Blair Witch Project meets a terrible version of The Exorcist…in a crazy hillbilly town with demon summoners and [...]
