I watched Army Wives and Coming Home on Lifetime last night…both for the first time. APPARENTLY I picked the worst night in the history of the world to begin watching these shows. Death and soldiers and just awful-ness. By the end of the two hours, I was laying a tiny lake of my own snot/tears/mascara, [...]
Shout-out to Rob, whose text made me feel good about how not-together my life is, as well. Speaking of, I have T-7 days until D-Day…or as I like to call it “Kayla Moves Back to Adel and Quickly Wants to Die” Day. I mean, I’m sure it won’t be ALL bad. I hope. Although I [...]
Nuclear is pronounced nuke-lee-ur. There is no u in between the c and l. Not nucular. Realtor is similar, in that it also has not miraculously switched its letters about to be pronounced real-a-tor. Real-tor. Supposedly. There is no “b” in this word. So you probably shouldn’t be saying supposebly. You don’t sound bright. If [...]
…Cuz I can tell you right now, I’m all for returning to childhood at this point. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some adult time (Read: Days off of work where I can just sit around and watch movies/read books/eat excessively…not “adult” adult time, with porn and “me” time meaning other things–to each your [...]
The title of this post was said by my boss. That’s right, the owner of the Subway I work at spoke these words. Now you know how my life is every single day. Dearest Kingsley: I want to be you. Can we meet? I will latch on like a crazed fan. “Charlie Sheen is apparently [...]
