Tag Archives: Subway

Movies keep me sane. Subway does not. Answer to Life: Find a job in the movie industry. Duh, Kayla. THINK.

I am blogging right now to avoid the OBSESSIVE ANGER I have towards this B**** of a customer today, because my blood pressure is soaring and it’s been like 3 hours since she even entered the store and ruined my day–whatever, Lady. I hope you enjoyed your stupid veggie flatbread. SO, MOVING ON. I’m gonna [...]

Summer 2011: Being an “Adult”…and Other Shenanigans

It’s already time for another blog swap…man, time goes fast. I’m gonna be swapping with Monique, who seems like an amazing person who is truly dedicating her life to helping others. We’re supposed to have our posts up by tomorrow, so hopefully I can get back to the internet after work again :/ Stupid dial-up [...]

YOU F***ING WON?!?!?!?!?!?!?

“I’m so proud of Kayla Rae Goeden for mastering the art of subway! She won $100 today for a sandwich making competition. There is no end to how sad our lives have become!” –Rob’s Facebook status about 2 minutes after I called him today. The title of this post is Rob’s reaction via phone when [...]